Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Post by Lothaer » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:59 am

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Post by Lothaer » Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:01 pm

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Post by thandrenn » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:06 pm

Is this Trade / Barrens chat now? lol.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer. Only he never cries.
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Post by Lothaer » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:58 am

If you had $5 and Chuck Norris had $5 Chuck Norris still has more money than you.
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Post by Dan Gilbert » Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:09 am

Lovely.

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Post by torrevieja » Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:00 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge the Periodic table because he only believes in the elemant of suprise!

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